Wednesday, March 28, 2007

How un-dirty minded are you?

Test Test Test.I'm so sick of test already.At last itzz all over for the moment but the finals are coming.Study week is in a weeks time.Swt.Dun care la.Enjoy 1 week first.hahaha.
Hmmm,since every single school and uni torture their students with exams and test.Cikgu Itchy from Sekolah Menengah Kebangsaan Itchyhandseng also wan to join in the fun la.haha
So here are the question for the yr1 finals in SMK I.H.S.

(1)Anda boleh menaip jawapan anda dalam Bahasa Melayu ataupun Bahasa Inggeris.
(2)Jawapan hendaklah ditaip dalam ruang comment dibawah kertas ujian ini.
(3)Anda tidak dibenarkan meniru(bincang cukuplah)
(4)Sila berhenti menaip apabila masa sudah time.

(1)What is a 4 letter word that ends with 'k'and means the same as intercourse?

(2)What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?

(3)What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long,has a head on it,and that women love so much that they often blow it?

(4)What word starts with 'f' and ends with 'uck'?

(5)What four letter word begin with 'f' and ends with 'k',and if you can't get one you can use your hands?

(6)What is hard,six inches long,has two nuts and can make a girl fat?

(7)What is it that all men have one of,it's longer on some men than on others,the pope doesn't use his'and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

(Selamat Maju Jaya)


Zer0 said...

1) pluck
2) leg
3) ringgit malaysia with agung's head?
4) fluck
5) fork
6) chocolate
7) time


Anonymous said...

Jia Hou said......
6)almond chocalate bar*$
7)last name$
(actually i'm thinking about something else when i did this teat,but as a good student i just wanna get high marks, XD)
(the answers with $ is i found somewhere else and * is i have a sinful mind when i read the question =.=||)

Anonymous said...

1.erm erm my vocab not dat wide yet...
3.wisel obvious f+uck=fuck...
6.cadbury chocolate...

oops....not enuf time to finish...refer to instruction no4...

-aH sHaN-

Ping Ping said...

1. Cikgu *raising my hand*. Soalan susah... 1st question sudah tak tau buat..

2. legs


4. *peeps into people's paper* ooo.. Firetruck..

5. fork

6. chocolate ah? but then two nuts nia meh??? so kedekut one...

7. surname

Sorry cheegu, I tak ikut arahan 3 dan 4. =) cheegu, I pass ka?

pinksterz said...

1. don't know
2. tak tahu
3. pu she tao
4. *scratch unITCHY head*
5. *nervous breakdown*
6. *faint*
7. *die*

your test susah gila until one student died while answering it.


rinn said...

1) masuk
2) legs
3) money money
4) firetruck < fren helped out
5) fork
6) chocolate
7) his second last finger


chee_hui2 said...

1. Dick
2. Cikgu....coe got 4 stomach la....girl where got 2 oh? I think you have made a mistake in this question here....hey...
3. Men got always carry piccolo inside the pants meh? Next time I must remember to check this out.
4. First-timer-always-get-stUCK ?? Correct mah?
5. fork (this one curi tengok one)
6. Sausage just taken out from fridge...hey cikgu, which brand sausage got nuts one, why I dun know? tell me tell me...
7. Surname la, so easy.

Erin said...

When wanna tell the answers???
curious leh!!!

CheNsEnG said...

erin:hahaha another tak sabar punya student ahah.