Itz Finally OVER

My examz are finally OVER.Yahoo.I dun have to see this place anymore.........ermm for at least 1 month zzzzzz

Hopefully,this will be the 2nd last Exam i will have in the rest of my examz.Didn't do well for the last paper through,anti climax betul,sudah mau merdeka baru come hard paper ZZzzzZZ dun care la.Pray hard that i won't fail,if not i might have to extend which meanz more examz.

So anybody outthere got anything interesting for me to do????Damn bored here leh,everybody still sitting for exam .Wanna call them out also i rasa bersalah.ZzzzZZZ.Peng you ar......faster finish exam la!!!!!!

By the way i will be bak to PG this SAT!!Hooray!!

P.S. I will try to update my blog more often now since i'm so free,so do visit often ya :)

How un-dirty minded are you?(part 2:anwsers)

Anwser:Itzz a Ku...........Botak Old Man
Anwser:Itzz a...............bird feeding itz anak la

Anwser:It starts with a D.DUn think bukan bukan itzz a DOG!!!

Anwser:Itzz an ASS#$%^? Sherlock Holmes without cap la

Anwser: PEACE hahaha

Anwser:Itz A bird!!! Not a PLane or Superwomen

Anwser:U see la that guy terkejut d u'll call him an ASS

Still dun belief the anwsers?Check the video out

How Un-dirtyminded Are You? (Part 2)

Kids Do Not Proceed(unless u're alone)

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It has been a long time since i come up with an interesting post.Remember cikgu itchyhand's test long long time ago??If u forget or haven't been attending classes (Ponteng) last time click here.

Hmmm so today is the second test.Already hint u'll about the test(2 post ago) haha.So ready to sit for Cikgu Itchyz impossible Test??

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Instructions:

(1)Anda boleh menaip jawapan anda dalam Bahasa Melayu ataupun Bahasa Inggeris.

(2)Jawapan hendaklah ditaip dalam ruang comment dibawah kertas ujian ini.

(3)Anda tidak dibenarkan meniru(bincang cukuplah)

(4)Sila berhenti menaip apabila masa sudah time.

Questions: Guest wat the artist is drawing....................

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Have fun guessing.Since itzz called the impossible exam,i dun expect any 1 to guess it correctly hahaha.Anyhow the anwsers will be up sooon.

Anwsers to SMK Itchyhandseng first ever exam.haha

Masa sudah time !!!Masa sudah time!!!
Pls stop typing and put down ur pencils fingers.
Students are not suppose to talk when ur papers are being collected haha.
kk cut the crap

Anwsers for the test.
(JENG JENG JENG JENG)
Feeling nervous dee?Got feel like when u going to get ur PMR,SPM or STPM results time?Whole night cannot sleep?hahaha

Question NO.1
What is a 4 letter word that ends with 'k'and means the same as intercourse?
Of course is TALK la.(The first word that comes in to ur mind is the F word right?)

Question NO.2
What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?
This is the easiest question.Almost all get right.haha.You see cikgu itchy so good give bonus question.
The anwser is none other than LEGS

Question NO.3
What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long,has a head on it,and that women love so much that they often blow it?
Dollar Note or Ringgit Malaysia
Aiyar.This 1 girls should know better mar.But y almost all girls get wrong 1?

Question NO.4
What word starts with 'f' and ends with 'uck'?
The un-vulgar anwser for this is FIRETRUCK.

Question NO.5
What four letter word begin with 'f' and ends with 'k',and if you can't get one you can use your hands?
FORK la.
This 1 all correct wor.But some cheat 1 hahahaha

Question NO.6
What is hard,six inches long,has two nuts and can make a girl fat?
Almond Chocolate bar produce by some kiamsiap conpany that only put 2 almond nuts.haha

Last Question(NO.7)
What is it that all men have one of,it's longer on some men than on others,the pope doesn't use his'and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
Last Name or your surname in Malaysia la.Dun think bukan bukan ahaha.


So now got anwser dee lets see the result la.haha
Zero Booz:(50%)
1) pluck(hello 4 letter word la)
4) fluck(wats the meaning of fluck?)
6) chocolate(jawapan tak tepat.half mark for this nia(haha))
7) time (interesting anwser.but wrong.haha.Ur time all use for dota only la no time for wife.)

Jia Hou:(100%)
Wah do research somemore.Memang first class student.haha.But i didn't say open book wor.hahaha

Mak Shan:(29%)
1.erm erm my vocab not dat wide yet...
3.wisel(wisel got so long meh?)
4.so obvious f+uck=fuck(makshan dirty minded.hahaha)
7.(no more time mah copy ppl lor)hahaha

Ping Ping:(71-10%)
1. Cikgu *raising my hand*. Soalan susah... 1st question sudah tak tau buat..
3. huhu.. I TAK MAU BUAT DAH..SUSAH..WUAHHHHHHHHH...
Soalan susah somemore can score so high.haha.-10% for copying hahahaha

Pinky:(o%)
hahahaha.sengaja tak mau tunjuk kehebatan.hahaha
Next time study before come exam lor.Commit suicide is not a solution.

Rinn:(71%)
1) masuk(aiks masuk represent intercourse?hahaha)
7) his second last finger(wah u kejam la.wan to keep ur future husband finger)

Hui Hui:(29%)
1. Dick (Dirty dirty hui2 hahaha)
2. Cikgu....cow got 4 stomach la....girl where got 2 oh? I think you have made a mistake in this question here....hey...(cikgu itchy where got make mistake 1)
3. Men got always carry piccolo inside the pants meh? Next time I must remember to check this out.(Wastala interesting anwser.hahah i used to bring piccolo in my pocket last time during band practice)
4. First-timer-always-get-stUCK ?? Correct mah?(Word la.Not sentence.swt)
6. Sausage just taken out from fridge...hey cikgu, which brand sausage got nuts one, why I dun know? tell me tell me...(hahaha new brand 1.The itchy hand sausage.i call it Nutty Bak Tiau)

Anybody wan to claim more marks?For those who ponteng exam,0 marks for u.hahaha

How un-dirty minded are you?

Test Test Test.I'm so sick of test already.At last itzz all over for the moment but the finals are coming.Study week is in a weeks time.Swt.Dun care la.Enjoy 1 week first.hahaha.
Hmmm,since every single school and uni torture their students with exams and test.Cikgu Itchy from Sekolah Menengah Kebangsaan Itchyhandseng also wan to join in the fun la.haha
So here are the question for the yr1 finals in SMK I.H.S.

Instructions:
(1)Anda boleh menaip jawapan anda dalam Bahasa Melayu ataupun Bahasa Inggeris.
(2)Jawapan hendaklah ditaip dalam ruang comment dibawah kertas ujian ini.
(3)Anda tidak dibenarkan meniru(bincang cukuplah)
(4)Sila berhenti menaip apabila masa sudah time.


Questions:
(1)What is a 4 letter word that ends with 'k'and means the same as intercourse?

(2)What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?

(3)What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long,has a head on it,and that women love so much that they often blow it?

(4)What word starts with 'f' and ends with 'uck'?

(5)What four letter word begin with 'f' and ends with 'k',and if you can't get one you can use your hands?

(6)What is hard,six inches long,has two nuts and can make a girl fat?

(7)What is it that all men have one of,it's longer on some men than on others,the pope doesn't use his'and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?


(Selamat Maju Jaya)