Piggyback

Haha.Was cleaning up my mailbox and i found this.Haha

Anybody wants to be piggyback??

I wonder if this bike is allowed in Malaysia.
I think you won't be stop by the police if you ride this.

P.S. Swt i haven't been blogging for more than a month d =.= Going to start back since i'm damn free now.

Ken Lee Tulibu Dibu Douchoo

'Without You by Mariah Carey' sang by Valentina Hasan(Bulgarian idol)
Enjoy!!!

Improved Version

Achmed:SILENCE!!!! I KILL YOU

Jeff Dunham - Achmed the Dead Terrorist

This is a damn funny video by standing comedian Jeff Dunham ,a must watch,

ENJOY......................SILENCE!!!! I Kill YOU

Sicko Comedian(For open minded ppl ONLY)

As usual,during exam season,i will entertain myself with a couple of songs while i'm studying.So this time,itzz this sicko comedian named Stephen Lynch.To me his songs are super funny and nice,but u need and open mind to appreciated it,if not he will sound like a F___king A__H___ to you.ENJOY.

SENSITIVE ppl pls do not click and for 18 and above only.

She gotta smile


Grandfather


Caught me


Lullaby


Voices in my head

The Life of A stick man

When they get FAT,they still look THIN!!

So easy to detect a person when they are unhappy

Isn't it obvious?The only place they can have a tattoo done is on their head

Only 1 type of shoezz!!

Their body legs and hands will fall apart when you're stressed or emo-ing

They don't get any fatter when they are Pregnant

Easy to get spare parts if some of their organz went wrong.

But they must alwayz stay at home when itzz raining

They can't even recognize themselves in the photos

The best thing is they won't feel the pain when they are sentence to Death

Why Did I Failed My Exam?

Wanna know why Itchy alwayz failed in his Exams?But Itchy is better than Nobita because Nobita alwayz leave his paper blank 1.(Nobita:a character in Doraemon Comic who alwayz collect lots of eggs from his teacher during examz)

Here are the reasons:

Sometimes the questions are just impossible to be anwsered.(Anwser till hang myself dee)

I knoe where is my mistakes in this 2nd question.It should be

the integral of 'bruce wayne' d(bat) form 0 to bat = batman

This lecturer is crazy,he loves my anwser but refused to give me any marks.SWT

I didn't knoe that i'm not allowed to modify the questions(haha)

There were times i really dunno wat the lecturer wants.I already explained the shape of the graph and he still give me an egg.

I already expand the equation like how my stomach expand when i eat lots of yummulicious food.Still i get wrong.

I'm so confident that i will get correct for this question.But.......

Can anybody tell me wat i did wrong in this ques?

This question i paling 'bo kah muan:tak puas hati' 1 because i knoe i'm 100% correct.U knoe why?........Because i'm the engineer and my Lecturer is the boss.hahaha.

Some Interesting Statement

Last week,the first week of my Semester,i heard quite a number of interesting statement from interesting ppl that i do wish to share with all of u.

1)"I do not teach by reading ONE word by TWO word from my notes"
Haha,this 1 is from 1 of my lecturer.Not going to reveal his/her name,later i kena buang Uni pulak.Not to say my English is good or anything(in fact my enggerish is very the teruk) but i haven't come across sentence like this before.Me and my coursemate hampir ketawa when he said that.

2)"I do not wish ppl to NOT ABSENT from my class"
From the same lecturer.Yippie!!!! so now i can ponteng my class and the lecturer can be happy about it too.

3) "My eyes are different from people.Normal ppl see many beautiful things of the WORLD.All i see are Numbers"
This 1 is from one of my weird special course mate.He'zz a very weird guy who can talk to himself in public.I didn't hear this myself, 1 of my friends told me.

4)Weird guy:My mom told me I'm bad in socializing.But i know I'm not.To prove it,I'm talking to u right now
Stranger:SWT!!.................................(Walk away FAST FAST)
Same person as #3.Once i heard him screaming because he get an A for a small test which 80% of the class did get A to.Dunno why is he so happy also.

5) "Its Hard to be Easy and Easy to be Hard"
Heard it from a super boring saminar.This is from a Forestry guy.Think about it and lets get it easy by being HARD.


P.S. Coming up next.Pulau Paya part2

Interesting signs for Interesting guyzz Room

Kids.Read only when ur parents are not around.

For all the guyz thats so "ke ai" out there,you'll should stick this sign in front of ur room.Eh eh,the ke ai i mean here is not cute leh .Its just the short form of "ke lian mei ren ai" (pity nobody wanz you)haha.Dun worry la,i've found out that itzz not that nobody wanz you.Itz because the shy leng luiz out there have no idea on how to tackle you...so they mah bo take action lo.
So ar...u'll better print this sign out and stick it infront of ur room or house ar just like ur ang kong hu.Besides berfungsi to halau ghost,this ang kong hu here will also attracted ur ideal gf to ur life.

The next sign i would like to introduce is for those guyzz who got big 'kuku' like mine.haha. Wat!!!Dun believe me ar???Okok i prove to u'll.Definitely i'm not going to show u a pic of my precious la.I'm going to prove it using a well known theorem(among pfs ppl) called the 'Hukum L'.This theorem very simple only,u learn 1 time then sure can remember ur whole life 1.haha.This theorem states that the lenght of a guyzz "kuku" is inversely propotional to their height.In other words,it works like the letter L(refer to the diagram below).Oo ya,btw i'm short.hahha.At last,something to be bangga about being short.:P.Hukum L works for females too but i'm too lazy to explain dee.

So shorties,faster paste this up and u will see a long line queing up at ur doorstep.

The 3rd sign is for those lelaki kejam who only care about womens physical outlooks.Although i'm not that type of guyzz,but since i'm so kind i decided to put this sign up to help them.Teacher say we must alwayz tolong menolong 1 ma.haha.With this sign,those guyz will safe up alot of their time.Only those in the correct category will knock at their front doors .

Last but not least,actually the most important sign i wan to introduce.Make sure all of u have this sign in front of ur doors.

Say NO to controlling girls even how pretty or hot they look.Itzz just not worth it.When u regret,it will alwayz be too late.SMACK SMACK