1)"I do not teach by reading ONE word by TWO word from my notes"
Haha,this 1 is from 1 of my lecturer.Not going to reveal his/her name,later i kena buang Uni pulak.Not to say my English is good or anything(in fact my enggerish is very the teruk) but i haven't come across sentence like this before.Me and my coursemate hampir ketawa when he said that.
2)"I do not wish ppl to NOT ABSENT from my class"
From the same lecturer.Yippie!!!! so now i can ponteng my class and the lecturer can be happy about it too.
3) "My eyes are different from people.Normal ppl see many beautiful things of the WORLD.All i see are Numbers"
This 1 is from one of my
4)Weird guy:My mom told me I'm bad in socializing.But i know I'm not.To prove it,I'm talking to u right now
Stranger:SWT!!.................................(Walk away FAST FAST)
Same person as #3.Once i heard him screaming because he get an A for a small test which 80% of the class did get A to.Dunno why is he so happy also.
5) "Its Hard to be Easy and Easy to be Hard"
Heard it from a super boring saminar.This is from a Forestry guy.Think about it and lets get it easy by being HARD.
P.S. Coming up next.Pulau Paya part2