Hokkien Lesson 2

(Cikgu Itchy STORM into Ah Beng Jr's class with a bunch of Nerdy prefects)

Cikgu Itchy:CLASS!!THIS IS A SPOTCHECK!!STAND UP.....EMPTY UR POCKETS.....AND HANDS BY UR SIDES.

(Cikgu Itchy sau tow fong that Ah Beng Junior had been selling cigarettes in school)
After checking every millimeter of the class...........,

Head prefect:Sir,apa rokok pun tak dak....and ah beng junior very lansi,he told me rokok he dun have but pokok outside got alot.

Cikgu Itchy:Hey Beng Junior,you sure u nv bring rokok to sell ar?Dun think ur daddy Tai kor i scared u har.Ur dad only dare to cari pasal in cinema only wan.

Ah Beng Jr.:Dun have la sir.Dun belief u check la.I strip to teh ko let u check also can.By the way watzz so wrong with smoking and selling ciggers?My mom alwayz sing me this song to me 1.

(Ah beng Jr Starts singing)



Cikgu Itchy:SWTTTT!!! NONSENSE.Remember dun bring rokok to school anymore.Next time u won't be so lucky.Thank you class,you may be sitted.

Lyrics
Siu Hoonkee si ui tiok siu chu bee,
Beh Hoonkee si ui tiok cho seng li,
Bao bei oi tiok sia tai chi,
Eh pian ka hia li si,
Chit pao hoonkee ki ka goh koh si,
Ooo sium wa ti seh kan kui chap ni,
Siu hoonkee si goon tau eh tai chi,
Ai siu , Mai siu
Luang ma si tiok kua luang chu gi,
Siu hoon wa pun kia,
Bo chi ko ka kia,
Hoon kee si wa eh si mia.

Translation
Smoke cigerrates is for the coolness/cuteness,
Sell cigerrates is because of buisness,
Because wan to solve the problem,
Changes on today,
1 box of cigerrates rise to TM5.40,
I lived in the world for a few 10'zz of years,
Smoking is my/pplz punya problem,
Wan to smoke,Dun wan to smoke,
It depends ur own 'chu gi'( i dunno watz that,i assume itzz attitude)
Smoking I also scared,
No money i lagi scared,
Cigerrates is my LIFE.

(My translation maybe wrong,pls correct me if u found any mistakes,this hokkien is too deep for me)

P.S. You all knoe why Cikgu Itchy and the prefects cannot find any ciggies on Ah Beng Jr??Because got a prefect named AH BOO already help ah beng keep liau.Hahaha.AH BOO,ur secrets is revealed

Pulau Paya Part 2

As promised this is Pulau Paya part 2,although it came quite late.hehe Soree for that.Was busy with Uni stuff and my games :P

The Platform view from the island.Nth much to see up in the platform,the beautiful stuff is below it.

Fat Itchy getting ready to SPLASH in the sea.

Posing with the roti.Haha.Janice brought 2 loaf of Loti to feed the fishes.Must feed till fat fat then only can catch back to cook ma.Ikan panggang anyone?

Told the fish to LINE UP,but they see my face so innocent and easy to bully,so they started to fight and berebut-rebut.Sigh!

To me,there was only 3 types of fishes there,The big ,The medium and The small ones.haha.I'm a fish Noobzzz.
Besides fishes,there was also lots of crap...........Oppzz i mean crabs.Lunch Time.The food wasn't too good,but all of us are super hungry that time.See Jason enjoying his food so much.hehe.

The one and only BARAH punya KUDA there.haha.I dunno how to spell itzz name.Kesian him,so lonely only,got no friends also.
Wanster trying to catch the Barracuda
This is the shark feeding 'show'.Who wanna be feeded to the SHARKS??? THE END(Guyzz:Soree no bikini girl pics taken)

Some Interesting Statement

Last week,the first week of my Semester,i heard quite a number of interesting statement from interesting ppl that i do wish to share with all of u.

1)"I do not teach by reading ONE word by TWO word from my notes"
Haha,this 1 is from 1 of my lecturer.Not going to reveal his/her name,later i kena buang Uni pulak.Not to say my English is good or anything(in fact my enggerish is very the teruk) but i haven't come across sentence like this before.Me and my coursemate hampir ketawa when he said that.

2)"I do not wish ppl to NOT ABSENT from my class"
From the same lecturer.Yippie!!!! so now i can ponteng my class and the lecturer can be happy about it too.

3) "My eyes are different from people.Normal ppl see many beautiful things of the WORLD.All i see are Numbers"
This 1 is from one of my weird special course mate.He'zz a very weird guy who can talk to himself in public.I didn't hear this myself, 1 of my friends told me.

4)Weird guy:My mom told me I'm bad in socializing.But i know I'm not.To prove it,I'm talking to u right now
Stranger:SWT!!.................................(Walk away FAST FAST)
Same person as #3.Once i heard him screaming because he get an A for a small test which 80% of the class did get A to.Dunno why is he so happy also.

5) "Its Hard to be Easy and Easy to be Hard"
Heard it from a super boring saminar.This is from a Forestry guy.Think about it and lets get it easy by being HARD.


P.S. Coming up next.Pulau Paya part2

13th Malaysian Marching Band Competition

Last Sunday was the first time in 2 years,that i bertolak bak to KL from PG early in the morning.Reasonss???Because i rushing bak to kl to watch this band competition la. I dragged my cous along with me because i didn't knoe the way to bukit jalil .(Heard my aunt complaining about my cous needed to study for her spm :P)

By the way,that day very sui,the very minute i park my car at bukit jalil,it start raining super heavily.My super big umbrella was not big enuff for 2 of us,by the time we reach the stadium,we're both WET.And u knoe wat????That stadium was the wrong 1,haha so had to go on the rain again.By the time we're at the correct stadium,imagine how basah dee la.

Here are some pictures i took from the event.Most of them were blur,since we sit quite far away,and i was shivering from the cold and wetness.

Chung Hwa Wei Sin.Won second place and had a very interesting Drum major.Best DM in my opinion but not for the judges.

Not very sure of this,but i think itzz SamTet from Ipoh.Very interesting concert block/static position.

Penangz Jit Sin Band.This shape look kinda of like a pear to me.hehe

Still Jit Sin!!!The 1 eyed SMILEY.

The Champs,Sultanah Asma.Well deserved Victory.(1st pic:concert/static,2nd pic:Dunno wat shape)

Mgs Pahang.At first glance i thought they were Guyzzz.They look so manly in their uniforms.

Tun Fatimah

Victoria Institution.I expected more from them.Good show though.And their Supporters Suxx to the max.

This is the video i of the champ i curied from YouTube.Have fun watching.

(Part1)

(Part2)

Pulau Paya Part 1 (The Journey there)

Soree guyz for taking such a long time to update.Had been very busy this few dayzz.Sad to say i'm bak to kl and have to go through my boring kl uni life again after 2 months of break.Haizzz.

Enuff of sad stuff.This post is on my 1 day trip to Pulau Paya.Lets get the pictures rolling.Jeng Jeng Jeng.

The penang Jeti clock tower.I'm shocked that itzz working,the last time i saw it,it was DEAD.The time showz 7.45 and Jonathan and Chun Hoong still not here.(Suppose to board the boat at 8)

JantanAli already mengamuk dee hehe.By the way JantanAli is short for Janice Tan Ai Li.Dun tell her i teach u this.She will beat me to death.

The boat to P.Paya.Can move quite fast,but not as fast as the Black Pearl.

Chun Hoong and Jon enjoying the seats.The guy at the background is Jason aka Jlshyang.

Itchy and Jon.Aiks i can't open my eyez,the babes opps i mean Sun is too hot and bright.

The nice wave made by the Boat.The black asap potong stim betul.

Wan Yean aka Wanster trying to be patriotik.Saya Anak Malaysia.*Thatz a weird flag*After being patriotik,he turned into a poser.haha.Wattodo,Freezzz like to pose 1 :P

Last pic of the day,2 ah mo getting ready to make out in public.haha.:P

Soree guyz.Part2 won't be out so soon since i left my pics in Penang.Haizz.Will post it up as soon as possible.If u tak sabar sabar,u can go to Jasons blog to check his pics.

The Next Tagged

Tagged by Aaron this time

INSTRUCTION :Bold the statements that are true to you.Italicize the statements that you WISH are true. Leave the fibs alone.Then, stab 3 people to do the same test..

1) I miss somebody right now.
2) I do not watch TV these days.
3) I wear glasses or contact lenses. (once a month counted?)
4) I love to play video games. (Who doesn't)
5) I have tried marijuana.
6) I have been in a threesome.
7) I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (Sometimes u have to lie)
8) I have changed mentally over the last year.
9) I curse. (Kadang kala)
10) I'm totally smart.
11) I've broken someone's bones.
12) I'm paranoid sometimes.
13) I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
14) I need money right now.
15) I love sushi. (Just found out few months ago)
16) I talk really, really fast.
17) I have long hair.
18) I have lost money in Las Vegas.
19) I have at least one sibling. (one bro)
20) I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
21) I couldn't survive without Caller ID.
22) I like the way I look.
23) I am usually pessimistic. (Used to be,so negative till my friends call me electron spreader)
24) I have a lot of mood swings.
25) I have a hidden talent.
26) I'm always hyper.
27) I have a lot of friends. (tak cukup banyak)
28) I have pecked someone of the same sex.
29) I enjoy talking on the phone.
30) I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
31) I love to shop.
32) Enjoy window shopping.
33) I would rather shop than eat.
34) I don't hate anyone. (I try not to,so far so good)
35) I'm a pretty good dancer.
36) I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
37) I have a cell phone.. (Who doesn't?)
38) I believe in God.
39) I am an adrenaline junkie.
40) I watch MTV on a daily basis.
41) I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
42) I've rejected someone before.
43) I want to have children in the future. (I wan Itchy Junior)
44) I have changed a diaper before.
45) I've called the cops on a friend before. (i no chut mai pang you 1)
46) I'm not allergic to anything.
47) I have a lot to learn.
48) I'm shy around members of the opposite sex. (*blush*)
49) I have made a move on a friends significant other or crush in the past.
50) I have tried alcohol before. (I got bad influence punya friends.hehe jk)
51) I own the South Park movie.
52) I would die for my best friend.
53) I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
54) I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
55) I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
56) Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
57) I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.
58) I am happy at this moment! (Weeeeeeeeee)
59) I'm obsessed with girls/guys.
60) I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
61) I study for tests most of the time.
62) I am comfortable with who I am right now.
63) I have more than just my ears pierced.
64) I walk barefoot wherever I can.
65) I have jumped off a bridge.
66) I love sea turtles.
67) I spend ridiculous money on makeup.
68) Plan on achieving a major goal dream. (No goal how to achieve,must really think about this dee)
69) I'm proficient in an musical instrument. (Half past six got la)
70) I hate office jobs.
71) I love sci-fi movies.
72) I think water rules.
73) I went college out of state. (Uni considered bo?)
74) I like sausages. (Not human sausage har,dun think senget)
75) I love kisses. (Depends on who is the kisser)
76) I fall for the worst people
77) I adore bright colours. (Except for green haha jk)
78) I can't live without black eyeliner.
79) I don't know why the hell I just did this stupid thing.
80) I usually like covers better than originals.
81) I can pick up things with my toes.
82) I can whistle.
83) I can move my tongue in waves, much like a snake's slither.
84) I have ridden/owned a horse.
85) I still have every journal I've written in.
86) I can't stick to a diet. (Thats y i'm so fat)
87) I talk in my sleep. (How am i suppose to knoe?)
88) I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
89) I have jazz in my blood.
90) Climbing trees is a brilliant past-time.
91) I wear a toe ring.
92) I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
93) I am a caffeine junkie. (COFFEE and COKE my fav)
94) I cosplay or know what cosplaying is.
95) I have been to over 15 conventions.
96) I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical the better.
97) I'm an artist.
98) I only clean my room when necessary. (Lazy pig)
99) I like a person of the same sex.
100) I love being happy. (Who love to be sad??)

I'm tagging (Dunno u'll pernah buat dee anot)
#1) Joshua aYam
#2)My coursemate Angeline
#3)Gillian

4 things about Itchy

Tagged by Evie

Four Jobs I have had in my life:
1)Kitchen helper in Cherry Blossom
2)Teaching Flute in Mgs(counted ar??)
3)Aiyah itchy very lazy 1 la no more jobs
4).........

Four place i have lived:
1)Penang
2)KL
3).......
4)........

Four place i have been on vacation:
1)Genting...haha the most times
2)Haadyai
3)Langkawi
4)Going to Pulau Paya in 3 dayz time

Four of my favourite food
1)Luncheon meat with mee sua (hahaha)
2)McD
3)Broccoli
4)Western FOod

Four places you would rather be right now:
1)Actually leh i would rather stay at home now,since i will balik kl soon :(
2)...........
3)..........
4)..........

Four Friends To Tag:
Lazy to tag ppl,haha i still got a number of tags to do.Better concentrate on that first.hehe.