A Funny Song about 4D

P.S. Don't buy 4d anymore.If got buy and kena chi lang chi phua mah beh pai xPxP

Tak Nak!!!

Itchy's Anti Smoking Campaign

Smoking kill's your little brother

How near are you to your coffin??

Smoking will only ONLY lead u to Cancer

Good luck Smokers

I think you know what this advertisement trying to say xP

KABOOOMMM!!!

Digging your own grave??

Tick Tock Tick Tock.How much time you have left?

How much of your life do you wanna trade with a puff of cigarrete?

Smoking make death very predictable

Smoking is like having fun hanging yourself

Ken Lee Tulibu Dibu Douchoo

'Without You by Mariah Carey' sang by Valentina Hasan(Bulgarian idol)
Enjoy!!!

Improved Version

Achmed:SILENCE!!!! I KILL YOU

Jeff Dunham - Achmed the Dead Terrorist

This is a damn funny video by standing comedian Jeff Dunham ,a must watch,

ENJOY......................SILENCE!!!! I Kill YOU

Sicko Comedian(For open minded ppl ONLY)

As usual,during exam season,i will entertain myself with a couple of songs while i'm studying.So this time,itzz this sicko comedian named Stephen Lynch.To me his songs are super funny and nice,but u need and open mind to appreciated it,if not he will sound like a F___king A__H___ to you.ENJOY.

SENSITIVE ppl pls do not click and for 18 and above only.

She gotta smile


Grandfather


Caught me


Lullaby


Voices in my head

The most 'Chi Kek' themepark

Here comes the theme park to Kampung Itchy

Dragon boat.But i see no sea there.

The kiddie stuff looks real scary too

Chu Chu Train
Small car merry go round
Flying merry go round.(i wonder the rocket will really fly out a not)
The open cage ferris wheel
No idea what this is
Motorcycle merry go round
This 1 is the most chi kek ride
The safety less roller coaster

On trial run(Too make sure where exactly ppl will fall off)

Trials over,so anybody wan a free ride?

Respect those ppl who dare to try it.Here it goes,hold tight or become superman.
Get ready to FLY!!!!!
Ahhhhhhhhhh my hands slipping off!!!Phew!!! I'm safe.

So anybody wanna visit this theme park?'Better' than disneyland right?

The Life of A stick man

When they get FAT,they still look THIN!!

So easy to detect a person when they are unhappy

Isn't it obvious?The only place they can have a tattoo done is on their head

Only 1 type of shoezz!!

Their body legs and hands will fall apart when you're stressed or emo-ing

They don't get any fatter when they are Pregnant

Easy to get spare parts if some of their organz went wrong.

But they must alwayz stay at home when itzz raining

They can't even recognize themselves in the photos

The best thing is they won't feel the pain when they are sentence to Death

Why Did I Failed My Exam?

Wanna know why Itchy alwayz failed in his Exams?But Itchy is better than Nobita because Nobita alwayz leave his paper blank 1.(Nobita:a character in Doraemon Comic who alwayz collect lots of eggs from his teacher during examz)

Here are the reasons:

Sometimes the questions are just impossible to be anwsered.(Anwser till hang myself dee)

I knoe where is my mistakes in this 2nd question.It should be

the integral of 'bruce wayne' d(bat) form 0 to bat = batman

This lecturer is crazy,he loves my anwser but refused to give me any marks.SWT

I didn't knoe that i'm not allowed to modify the questions(haha)

There were times i really dunno wat the lecturer wants.I already explained the shape of the graph and he still give me an egg.

I already expand the equation like how my stomach expand when i eat lots of yummulicious food.Still i get wrong.

I'm so confident that i will get correct for this question.But.......

Can anybody tell me wat i did wrong in this ques?

This question i paling 'bo kah muan:tak puas hati' 1 because i knoe i'm 100% correct.U knoe why?........Because i'm the engineer and my Lecturer is the boss.hahaha.

RoTi CaNaI Promotion

Still remember the post on Cikgu Itchy teaching their students not to be kiam siap?haha.Those of u that missed it can check bak here.

A month after the incident itchy visited the mamakz.

Itchy:Hey Boss apasai duduk sana pak bang(hit mosquitoe)??
Worker:Tak ada customer,tak pukul nyamuk mau buat apa?
Itchy:Tak ada customer pergi sebelah punya CC main DOTA la.
Worker:Gilakah,Nanti Boss cincang saya masak curry.
Itchy:Hahaha.Lu takut Boss macam takut isteri saja.Mana customer semua lari?
Worker:Hari itu saya halau itu dua kiamsiap punya orang lah,customer lain salah faham ingat service saya tak baik.Lebih lebih lagi customer sekarang lebih suka pergi MacMamakz.Haiz
Itchy:Nvm Nvm.Saya ada idea.Kita buat promotion roti canai.
Worker:Apa promotion?Saya tak ada duit untuk bayar you la.Sudah hampir bankrupt.
Itchy:Tak payah bayar.Tiap tiap hari bagi free 2 keping roti canai cukup.haha
Worker:Boleh boleh.Saya bagi free curry juga.
Itchy:Yeah buat tak kiamsiap di balas tak kiamsiap.:PSerahkan kepada saya la.

So herez how itchy going to promote Roti Canai.....

and the song (not i sing 1 lah)

Cerita diatas adalah rekaan itchyhandseng semata-matanya.

Wan to judge how entau/pretty u are?Go to McD

Hmmm.After my super hard 'prob and stat' exam and my so so boring punya replacement class.I went to mid-valley to watch 'STOMP the YARD' with boo,Desmon and Teongzz.Actually wan to go watch MrBean with NNCY wan,but since Teongzz already booked the ticket dee,so i just follow la.

The movie was not bad,but the storyline almost the same as Tokyo Drift 1,just that this is about dancing and that is about drifting.The dancing steps wasn't too impressive.Thats about all la,dun wan to spoil the movie .

Bak to my topic,after the movie,me and my peng you went to McD to have our dinner.Since itzz still too early for dinner,we end up kapsiauing for almost an hour before we decided to order our food,and spent 2 more hours to finish our food.Imagine...3 hours in mcD haha.So wan to know how entau or pretty you are?Go to McD,look for the most pretty or entau cashier and ......
Read this conversation.


Booz :Eh why that girl in the counter give me 2 tissue only 1?
Dez :Because you bo entau la.You see she give me 5 ,seng got 3 and teongs only got 1. Hahaha.Me most Entau.
Teongz:Wah,like that you're saying that i'm the most tak entau la.Your theory wrong dee la.Actually the 1 that get the least tissue is the 1 that most entau lor.
Itchyzz:Why leh??Why leh??
Teongz:That girl give me 1 tissue only so that i will go take tissue from her again ma.She wan to see my entau face more time.
Booz:Tui ar Tui ar.You see she give u so many tissue paper,in her mind she must be thinking(pergi jauh jauh la,tak mau nampak muka lu yang hodoh lagi,jangan balik refill har)
Itchy:Oooo like that 1 hor.At least i'm not the most ugly here.hahahahaha
Dez:....................(Swt-ing hahah)